Marriage at 45: the odds even!

[sparrow]

With all this wedding issue going on, I was thinking about the proper age to get married and I reached a conclusion. It should be at 45.

Imagine that, in average a guy starts fooling around with chicks at the age of 15. That means he already missed 15 years of casual sex. Also in average statistic, males get married when they reach their 30´s. Well, only 15 years of pure fun. And, also taking as an average that males live up to 80 years old, it was 50 years of lame sex and an anoying wife picking on you. In sum:

- from 0 - 15: no sex, no fun
- from 15 - 30: loads of sex and huge fun
- from 30 - 80: the beginning of the end

So my proposition is that we balance things just a little bit. If you get married at 45, you´ll get +15 years of casual sex with loads of chicks and still have 35 years to enjoy your anoying wife. The result would be:

- from 0 - 15: still no sex, and no fun
- from 15 - 45: 30 years of pure emotionless sex
- from 45 - 80: 35 years of marriage bs

Those are even statistics that respects a mans need for weman variation, regardless of emotion. Just pure fisical necessity.

I would like to hear what you guys think about that!

CheerS!

[Prometheus]

Indeed marriage as an institution is quite flawed imho, atleast the part about having to do it whilst young and stuff.

[vicodin]

Lol, at least no chance we'll do that, eh?